wait I just saw this are you serious ahahaha those are the weirdest punishments I’ve ever heard of. In all fairness, I was such a nerdy kid that my mom used to punish me by taking away my library card lolololoh no thats terrible. :U haha yeah the only time my parents too my books away was if they knew i was going to stay up all night reading it (which is to say frequently, nerdy kids unite!) but that was less of a punishment and more because otherwise i wouldnt sleep, id get them back in the morning. i would have died if my parents took away my library card XD
# dont worry embly i still plan on seeing it with you # star trek spoilers
I’m gonna be so disappointed if architecture majors don’t meticulously make gingerbread houses
“don’t play the race card,” you start to say. but it is already too late. my Race Card is face-up in attack position. you scream as your body is sucked into the Shadow Realm
Don’t check your privilege, fill in the bubble entirely or else the scantron won’t be able to read it and your answers will be rendered invalid.
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
